Concealed carry and open carry at RNC
Fellow Republicans, the whole world will be watching. We can bring it all together in Cleveland, but we face many threats. Our neighbor to the north, Comrade Canada, is allowing in a healthy quota of...
View ArticleSusan Sarandon Extortionist
The pinot or the chardonnay for the revolution? These are probably not the primary concerns for a young woman in Bumfuck, Texas or Hockaloogie, Alabama seeking medical care, birth control, or an...
View ArticleDonald Trump, Megyn Kelly, and Leni Riefenstahl
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” In this election season, I think not. No, I’m not speaking about Donald Trump and Ted Cruz but rather Trump and Megyn Kelly. It is astonishing how Kelly is the...
View ArticleDoctorate in Strangelove from Trump University
Great. We didn’t have enough to worry about. Now we have a Secret Service agent posting anti-Trump sentiments. Time to shine the Klieg lights on the paranoia aspect of the delusional Orange Tweety...
View ArticleMEET THE TCHUMPS
Best case scenario: Complete environmental destruction, financial ruin, end of a democratic republic, fascism, racial purges, death of the poor.Worst case scenario: Elimination of all multicellular...
View ArticleTUCK FRUMP--T-shirts and posters
Trumpcare—Save ‘em as zygotes, Kill ‘em as humansKellyanne Conway—Trump spokestrollop or sTrumpetHe’s our Precedent, not our President (see ‘32 Germany, ‘22 Italy)Manichean CandidateNot just another...
View ArticleCronyvirus, Treason, and the Party of Sycophants
9/11 was a disaster for the United States. The response to 9/11 by the Bush administration was far worse--catastrophic and lingering. COVID 19, the coronavirus, is catastrophic and lingering. The...
View ArticleSMOCKING GUN FOR A FOCKING MORON
This has been over for days. Count some sheep, Steve Kornacki and John King, you’ve earned it. While it’s great that the Trump flags can be recycled into adult diapers, you have to wait until they’re...
View ArticleBADGOLF HITLER--AMERICA'S FIRST LAME DICK PRECEDENT
The diaper is full. I repeat, the diaper is full. It needs changing. It will happen but the stench will linger. I like my metaphors shaken, not stirred--either way I’m mixing them. What started half a...
View ArticleBIDEN CAN WALK AND ESCHEW SCUM AT THE SAME TIME-- INDICT ALL OF MONTY...
Biden certainly can move forward full bore with vaccination plans, rebuilding government from the ruins, and restoring a shattered economy while the attorney general and congress dole out condign...
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